Most Beautiful Woman

Or as Prince would say, “the most beautiful girl in the world.”

A “panel of experts” named Audrey Hepburn the most naturally beautiful woman of all time. If you had to choose one, she would probably be my choice as well.

However, as with all top n lists, especially one compiled by a “panel of experts,” there are problems with the list. The AFI’s Top 100 is a good example of this. I, for one, am definitely not in agreement with the rest of the list. Evian sponsored the list and there seems to be a bit of a European bias to the list.

Liv Tyler came in second. She reminds me too much of Steven Tyler—in a creepy sort of way. I’m partial to Katie Holmes and she only managed to place 89th. Charlize Theron is on the list, but Ashley Judd isn’t? Keira Knightly made the list, but Natalie Portman and Winona Ryder didn’t? Jennifer Lopez is on the list? I thought they wanted natural beauties.

Oh well, I suppose I’ve already given this more time than it deserves. This is probably just more impetus for women to go on stupid shows like Fox’s The Swan.

in the city by the lake