The end must be near

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Tom Cruise’s publicist has confirmed that Cruise is dating Katie Holmes. Defamer didn’t mince any words and declared: Seventh Seal Finally Opened: Tom Cruise Makes Katie Holmes His Love Slave. Yahoo! is also covering the news. Suffice it to say, I am deeply disturbed by all of this.
At least this picture and the accompanying caption gave me some reason to smile:

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Who writes this stuff?
